_{[WELL TO BE FAIR, this is one she can more or less bullshit her way out of. It's not TOO unrealistic to say she just got totally lost in the woods, right?]}

I was lost.

And it was cold.

Then I started getting all feverish and seeing stuff and let me tell you, it's REAL easy to get turned around when there's sombreros that aren't there floating around you and humming.