[...poor man. You asked for it!]

Well, little tadpole! Let the magnificent Jiraiya enlighten you!

[He strikes an outrageous pose, and the poses get even more outrageous with each sentence]

I am the chosen one of Mount Myouboku, home of the mighty toads!
I am the master of the toads' secret sage arts!
I am friend to all my toad brothers who hop and swim!
I am the honored fighter who's permitted to ride on the head of the great toad boss, Gamabunta himself!
I am Jiraiya of the legendary three; the famous writer and sage of toads!