tapestodiane: (obligatory llama)
Dale Cooper ([personal profile] tapestodiane) wrote2012-05-27 12:49 am

028 - 4th wall

[Suddenly, on a video feed near you for no reason whatsoever, a llama.]

[A llama with a crush on our special agent.]




[OTP.]

[Also, talk about deja vu.]



(As per usual, action absolutely anywhere, with or without llamas! GO WILD. I want all of you!)
happygeneration: (FOREST ☮ dammit he saw a duck again)

[personal profile] happygeneration 2012-05-28 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
The woods are full of them.

[Another observation, clinical and objective. He knows Coop's issues with birds and isn't trying to exacerbate them; it's more an acknowledgement that, for a man so aversive to them, this isn't exactly the best of places.

The Poochyena, on the other hand? She appears to know that word, owls, and takes off snarling through the woods.]


Damn it. Something's gotten into her.

[He is not yelling her name across the forest, okay. Not a chance.]
happygeneration: (FILE ☮ right so getting back to reality)

[personal profile] happygeneration 2012-05-28 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, it's not like he's about to split off from Coop now, even if he did have somewhere else to go or any idea what to really do about Johto in the first place.

The Poochyena is moving fast, and for a minute or two she's far enough ahead that she's out of line of sight, but she's going in a straight line and it's not difficult to catch up.

And when they do, they will find her camped out in a small clearing opposite a wild Hoothoot, who is launching attack after attack at her — and strangely, she isn't responding with a single one of her own, opting instead to stand there and take it with the occasional grunt and whimper.

But then, at some point, something seems to click and she makes her move, bounding forward and pouncing on it, then carefully picks it up in her jaws and trots over with it — unharmed but subdued — to display proudly to her master and his friend.]
happygeneration: (SNARK ☮ nice broken ribs there champ)

[personal profile] happygeneration 2012-05-28 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Albert makes no move to take the Hoothoot from her, either, which sort of perplexes her because look, don't they see that she caught one of the owls? It's like they were talking about and she caught one! Right here! Owl!

And of course, Albert wants nothing to do with it, so it's not like he's going to catch it for his roster, either.]


Great. Looks like she's a bird dog.

[His humor is the driest.]
happygeneration: (DISDAIN ☮ coop i don't care about trees)

[personal profile] happygeneration 2012-05-28 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, fine. But only on your word, Coop. He bends down a little to regard her.]

Drop it.

[And miraculously, she does, pinning it once again between her forepaws as she hopefully looks up at Albert for any praise he might offer.

Obligingly, following a grudging glance at Coop, he gives her a pat on the head and a scratch behind the ears.]


Attagirl, Gandhina.

[PREEMPTIVE SHUT UP, COOP.]