tapestodiane | IC contact post

Dale-san, I did it. I got 1000 pts!

[This egg's sire has a particular penchant
for watching over courageous Eevees; should
the necessity for action arise again, I hope
the progeny will prove equally so for you.]

I'm in Cherrygrove! In one piece, too.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

And miles to go, before I sleep.

I know a bank whereon the wild thyme blows,
Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows
Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
With sweet musk-roses, and with eglantine.

This is the way the world ends:
Not with a bang but a whimper.

[Courtesy of Pidgey Post, a small wooden object arrives from Ecruteak City for one Agent Cooper. There's no signature (of course), but there is a small slip of paper that comes attached to it, via a thin cord around its neck.]

And so the Buddha took up the rabbit into his arms and transferred it to the moon to be remembered for all time.
[But of course, maybe that's as good as a signature, anyway.]

[At some point on the 28th, presumably after Coop has had sufficient time to make relevant discoveries about the disappearance of certain people and grow appropriately panicked as a result, he will discover (whenever he thinks of checking his Gear) a message waiting for him in his inbox.]

D E T E C T I V E

H E L L O
D E T E C T I V E

H E L L O
H O L A
B O N J O U R
A L O H A
G U T E N T A G
G O D D A G
Z D R A V S T V U Y T E
D E T E C T I V E

Who's the broad in the red coat and why is she claiming she's here on your behalf? Cooper, where the hell are you?

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

[Sometime on Friday.

When Coop least expects it.

When he is just hanging out going oh hey how’s it going yup I sure am a srs FBI agent working on a srs inve—]

[Except with more Carmen and less Audrey, obvs.]

[Harry's voice is preceded the very distinct sound of air rushing past the Gear's microphone.]

COOP!

[Yes, he's yelling over the wind, not trying to imitate Gordon.]

CARMEN PICKED ME UP ON A DRAGON YESTERDAY. SORRY, DRAGONITE. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

[On the morning of Christmas, Cooper's window will be knocked on by a young Emolga, who is holding a wrapped gift under one of its arms. On the gift is a tag from China that says, "I hope this fits and is to your liking. Merry Christmas."]

10,543

Coop, don't know if you've ever been up to the Cerulean Cape before, but this place is gorgeous. Look:

[Attached are multiple (...6) images of the beach and the water, and one very nice looking winter sunset.]

[Do you like pictures, Coop?

I hope you like pictures.

Ziva has sent the following without any kind of context--

100_145.jpg
100_146.jpg
100_147.jpg
100_148.jpg

--upon opening, each one is a shot of Albert and Harry snoozing away in a pile in the Justice Farm's entryway, each one from a different angle.

She picked the best ones to send on to you, because she cares.]

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→ anonymous delivery | 12/09/11

backdated to whenever she got into cherrygrove...

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