tapestodiane: (obligatory llama)
Dale Cooper ([personal profile] tapestodiane) wrote2012-05-27 12:49 am

028 - 4th wall

[Suddenly, on a video feed near you for no reason whatsoever, a llama.]

[A llama with a crush on our special agent.]




[OTP.]

[Also, talk about deja vu.]



(As per usual, action absolutely anywhere, with or without llamas! GO WILD. I want all of you!)
likediamond: (CROSSBOW ☣ i just saw the avengers)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
And no gun! What kind of Special Agent leaves his sidearm behind?

[Another bout of laughter, this time a set that abruptly stops into a far more sinister pause.]

But you always were a careless boy, weren't you.
likediamond: (GLOW ☣ his mind is like a diamond)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[For a long time (or maybe just what seems like a long time), there is silence. Rustling, whispering silence. Calm, familiar nature sounds, ever so soothing, ever so quiet.

And then a Hoothoot sounds its cry.]
likediamond: (SATISFIED ☣ i punctured her aorta)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
You don't like my little friend?

[Oh, look, there's that voice again — and a few bars of a haunting melody play across the breeze, piped on that reedy whistle.]

That's a shame. I'm fond of so many of yours.
likediamond: (WAITING ☣ let's play a game coop)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're underestimating how easy it'd be for me to find them, Dale.

[Deadly serious now.]
likediamond: (EAVESDROP ☣ gordon stop yelling)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Leave who out of it? Use that training! Embrace specifics!

[A low chuckle.]

Pretend I'm your tape recorder if it makes you feel better.
likediamond: (INTERROGATE ☣ what you fear most)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[The voice turns silken, smooth.]

And it'd make it far too easy to leave them out of it, Dale. Two kings alone on a board can never bring a game to a conclusion. It's the pieces that matter, make the challenge, make it fun.

[And are those footsteps rustling, there to his left in the trees? Maybe. Or maybe not.]

Our game hasn't ended just because you ran away.
likediamond: (GLOW ☣ his mind is like a diamond)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
And now you're here. And so am I.

[A pebble flicks through the air, impacting off the back of his neck.

And if and when he turns around, there will be Windom.

Long time, no see, Cooper.]


And the next round has already started.
likediamond: (SATISFIED ☣ i punctured her aorta)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He's ever so friendly, ever so charming — just a respectable middle-aged man with graying hair, too-bright eyes, a curling smile.

You'd never guess he murdered his wife, and came very close to doing the same for the man in front of him.

His stance is nonchalant, his whistle in one hand, the other in his pocket. He gestures lightly with the whistle when he speaks.]


I could tell you a great many things, Dale. This place is a land filled with mysteries. Would you like to hear some of the ones I've deduced?
likediamond: (WAITING ☣ let's play a game coop)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He draws his hand out of his pocket, and holds it up to display what he's got between two fingers and a thumb: a Pokeball of his own. He turns his eyes to it, giving it an almost fond look.]

The most remarkable woman greeted me upon my arrival here, Dale. Charming, sweet, forthright. I think you would've liked her very much. She offered to make me dinner, you know, and I asked her what she thought of love and fear, good and evil.

[A pause.]

She didn't have an answer, so I killed her.
likediamond: (CROSSBOW ☣ i just saw the avengers)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know! Isn't it marvelous?

[And suddenly he lights up, abruptly animated, almost delighted by this new information that's just come to light.]

No one dies here. No matter how many times you do them in, they always come back. Again and again and again.

[He knows, of course. There's no doubting that this statement is coming from personal experience.]
likediamond: (PIPE ☣ bobby fisher got nothin' on me)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this?

[He turns the ball over in his hand once, twice, and then gives it an effortless toss; what erupts from it a second later is a Hoothoot, ragged and large and with a nasty look about it.]

Ah, yes, my stalwart companion. I hear he's supposed to be my partner! And wouldn't you know it? He's just as bad at chess as you always were. I think it must be a trend.

[The Hoothoot flaps its wings, abruptly rising into the air and flapping straight toward Coop's face — but it'll eventually miss, careening over his shoulder and ascending up into the sky overhead.]
likediamond: (INTERROGATE ☣ what you fear most)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Though at least the owl won't steal my wife.

[He raises the whistle again, pipes a few notes — for any Neil Diamond fans, it's "Sweet Caroline".]

No, no, I think it's my turn to take someone of yours away, isn't it? Fair's fair, Dale. Everything in balance, yin and yang, light and dark, good and evil. Life and death.

King and queen.

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