tapestodiane: (obligatory llama)
Dale Cooper ([personal profile] tapestodiane) wrote2012-05-27 12:49 am

028 - 4th wall

[Suddenly, on a video feed near you for no reason whatsoever, a llama.]

[A llama with a crush on our special agent.]




[OTP.]

[Also, talk about deja vu.]



(As per usual, action absolutely anywhere, with or without llamas! GO WILD. I want all of you!)
likediamond: (GLOW ☣ his mind is like a diamond)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
The Black Lodge.

[And they are Lodge Brothers, aren't they. And they will be again, someday, when poor Dale's self-sacrificing nature comes back to haunt him in the worst way.

His moves are as predictable as his chess, and this is why he never wins.]


I'll kill her, Dale.

[It's so simple, so easy, so devoid of theatrics. Deadly real, fatally reliable.]
likediamond: (SATISFIED ☣ i punctured her aorta)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Then stop me.

[His laugh, when it comes, starts out faint and low and then burbles up from deep within his throat.]

It's your move.

[And he begins to back away, back into the concealing shadows of the trees, simultaneously daring Coop to hinder him and confident that he won't.]
likediamond: (CHESS ☣ it's your move darling)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[It's only after Windom has disappeared into the trees that the laughter starts.

Slow. Menacing.

Then louder, faster, more out of control. Wild, reckless, screaming hysterics that echo through the open air in a cacophony of sound.

It's almost enough — almost — to cover up the screech of the owl.

It descends fast, talons out, and then suddenly around Coop's head it's flapping and feathers and a flurry of commotion, lasting just long enough to bring the terror to a peak before it manages to shake free and careens off into the woods after its master.

Sweet dreams, Agent Cooper.

This owl is precisely what it seems.]