tapestodiane: (obligatory llama)
Dale Cooper ([personal profile] tapestodiane) wrote2012-05-27 12:49 am

028 - 4th wall

[Suddenly, on a video feed near you for no reason whatsoever, a llama.]

[A llama with a crush on our special agent.]




[OTP.]

[Also, talk about deja vu.]



(As per usual, action absolutely anywhere, with or without llamas! GO WILD. I want all of you!)
likediamond: (SATISFIED ☣ i punctured her aorta)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He's ever so friendly, ever so charming — just a respectable middle-aged man with graying hair, too-bright eyes, a curling smile.

You'd never guess he murdered his wife, and came very close to doing the same for the man in front of him.

His stance is nonchalant, his whistle in one hand, the other in his pocket. He gestures lightly with the whistle when he speaks.]


I could tell you a great many things, Dale. This place is a land filled with mysteries. Would you like to hear some of the ones I've deduced?
likediamond: (WAITING ☣ let's play a game coop)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He draws his hand out of his pocket, and holds it up to display what he's got between two fingers and a thumb: a Pokeball of his own. He turns his eyes to it, giving it an almost fond look.]

The most remarkable woman greeted me upon my arrival here, Dale. Charming, sweet, forthright. I think you would've liked her very much. She offered to make me dinner, you know, and I asked her what she thought of love and fear, good and evil.

[A pause.]

She didn't have an answer, so I killed her.
likediamond: (CROSSBOW ☣ i just saw the avengers)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know! Isn't it marvelous?

[And suddenly he lights up, abruptly animated, almost delighted by this new information that's just come to light.]

No one dies here. No matter how many times you do them in, they always come back. Again and again and again.

[He knows, of course. There's no doubting that this statement is coming from personal experience.]
likediamond: (PIPE ☣ bobby fisher got nothin' on me)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this?

[He turns the ball over in his hand once, twice, and then gives it an effortless toss; what erupts from it a second later is a Hoothoot, ragged and large and with a nasty look about it.]

Ah, yes, my stalwart companion. I hear he's supposed to be my partner! And wouldn't you know it? He's just as bad at chess as you always were. I think it must be a trend.

[The Hoothoot flaps its wings, abruptly rising into the air and flapping straight toward Coop's face — but it'll eventually miss, careening over his shoulder and ascending up into the sky overhead.]
likediamond: (INTERROGATE ☣ what you fear most)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Though at least the owl won't steal my wife.

[He raises the whistle again, pipes a few notes — for any Neil Diamond fans, it's "Sweet Caroline".]

No, no, I think it's my turn to take someone of yours away, isn't it? Fair's fair, Dale. Everything in balance, yin and yang, light and dark, good and evil. Life and death.

King and queen.
likediamond: (WAITING ☣ let's play a game coop)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what you tell yourself when the guilt catches up with you? Oh, I killed her, but you failed her.

[They're still at a distance, but he lowers the flute and uses it as emphasis to make a slow, deliberate jabbing motion — the sort that, were they standing close enough for it to connect, might strike Coop just below his heart.

He should find that one all too familiar.]


That was always your downfall, my boy. I'd take your queen and the rest of your game would just...fall apart.
likediamond: (TEASING ☣ hey girl gonna murder you)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[For a minute, there's silence, as he gives Coop plenty of time to stew in his thoughts; when he does finally reply, it's after lightly wagging a finger at him, and his words are singsong — a very deliberate echo of something Coop himself said earlier.]

That'd make it too easy, Dale. Even for you.

[Like he'd ever give you the one thing you want to know most.]

Besides, you've put a new queen on the board now, haven't you?
likediamond: (CHESS ☣ it's your move darling)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Of course they are.

[He says it so pleasantly, so simply, like he's discussing the weather and not murder.

Cooper is so easy to manipulate sometimes, strung and played like a fine violin. A few plucks to tune it up and what follows is the most elegant concerto of misery and despair.]


It's as easy as pulling a trigger. There will always be death and sacrifice — the only aspect in question is whose it is, and when, and how.
likediamond: (WAITING ☣ let's play a game coop)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
And you will decide theirs. One by one. All around. Each and every move you make.

[And now, at last, he takes a step forward. Just one step, but a definite invasion.]

Two kings, Dale. Only one left standing in the end. Everything else is incidental.
likediamond: (LAUGH ☣ your tragedy is my comedy)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, you're not ready yet, not nearly ready yet.

[He seems to say this more to himself than to Cooper, low and rapid, musing aloud. And then, abruptly, intense, shouting—]

That's not how you play the game, Cooper!

[And then his voice drops low again, but it's not smooth this time, it's edged and threatening and feral, like a dog on the end of its leash.]

And you will play, or I will find someone to take your place. And you, you won't die, but you'll wish you had, because I'll make sure she doesn't die, either, when I send you her fingers and ears and eyes. And if she does? Whoopsie-daisy, we start over again tomorrow with a fresh slate and a full board, again. And again. And again.
likediamond: (DEMON ☣ road trip to the black lodge)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Something wonderful happened.

[The look in his eyes, it's manic, too-bright, glittering with almost unearthly enthusiasm. Wonderful isn't the word any sane person would use for what happened to Windom Earle when he disappeared, why he came back changed.

But wonderful is the word he uses now, because he knows what he saw and found and was sent back to do, and he knows how much it destroys his former partner to remain in the dark — about him, about Caroline, about everything.

And his despair, his fear, that broken note edging in his voice, is so exhilarating.]


And someday it will happen again.

[It is happening. Again.]
likediamond: (GLOW ☣ his mind is like a diamond)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
The Black Lodge.

[And they are Lodge Brothers, aren't they. And they will be again, someday, when poor Dale's self-sacrificing nature comes back to haunt him in the worst way.

His moves are as predictable as his chess, and this is why he never wins.]


I'll kill her, Dale.

[It's so simple, so easy, so devoid of theatrics. Deadly real, fatally reliable.]
likediamond: (SATISFIED ☣ i punctured her aorta)

[personal profile] likediamond 2012-05-27 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Then stop me.

[His laugh, when it comes, starts out faint and low and then burbles up from deep within his throat.]

It's your move.

[And he begins to back away, back into the concealing shadows of the trees, simultaneously daring Coop to hinder him and confident that he won't.]

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