028 - 4th wall

[tapestodiane]

[Suddenly, on a video feed near you for no reason whatsoever, a llama.]

[A llama with a crush on our special agent.]



[OTP.]

[Also, talk about deja vu.]


(As per usual, action absolutely anywhere, with or without llamas! GO WILD. I want all of you!)

Comments

[action]

[quickattackjack]

_{[He's still looking at that llama because it's...kind of...creepy. In a way Jack hasn't encountered before. He's not sure if he's supposed to be impressed or unnerved.]}

I...see. It's good to see you, anyhow!

[tapestodiane]

You too, Jack!

_{[With that he turns more fully towards the skeleton, smiling. The llama keeps staring at Jack from over his shoulder, though.]}

I see that once again you have your true form back.

[quickattackjack]

_{[ 8(..... 8(;;;; wtf is that monster. It's the strangest monster ever.]}

Woke up dead again...why don't we go somewhere else. We could get coffee. Or you could get coffee, I can't really drink like this.

[tapestodiane]

_{[He looks between the llama and his friend, but ultimately relents easily. It's not like the llama would be particularly missed, honestly. He just feels like he should at least get it outside first, let it graze. So he reaches out gently to grab its halter, gives Jack a nod.]}

That sounds marvellous. But I'm afraid you'll have to bear the extra company for a few minutes.

_{[Beat. Takes a guess.]}

It's called a llama.

[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack narrows his eyesockets at the beast but doesn't complain.]}

A llama...interesting.

_{[He decided to make a mental note about including llamas in next Halloween.]}

What have you been up to?

[tapestodiane]

_{[That's quite fascinating, really, that eye sockets can do that. So he watches that for a second, then starts heading towards the door with the llama, indicating for Jack to follow.]}

They are, actually. Very intelligent animals - related to camels. Largely kept as packing animals and for meat, I believe.

_{[why does he even know this]}

Trying to navigate the influx of people.

[quickattackjack]

_{[HE'S GOT HIS NON-EXISTANT EYE ON YOU, LLAMA. Jack falls into line after Coop and remembers his original problem.]}

Have you ever heard of a man named Shia Labeouf?