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Dale Cooper ([personal profile] tapestodiane) wrote2011-07-09 02:44 am

019 - audio

I imagine quite a number of you are taking the gym challenge, but I'm curious as to what reason. Boredom? Some kind of obligation? That it just might lead to a way home?

I'm not sure. Either way I recently earned my second badge and expect to head back to Goldenrod in the near future. [A small pause here and his voice takes on a wistful little note.] Am quite excited to return to Ilex Forest. I believe it will be a beautiful sight and an invigorating hike.

[Click! Both badges are obviously mod-approved. And action for anyone in Azalea - if you find him, he's hanging from a tree by his knees, kid-style, browsing his pokégear while doing so and ... looking quite comfortable. Any gear-replies will be done in this fashion, too. Have fun with that!]

foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Um.

[Blink.]

Yeah...

... Are... you upside-down?

[HE MIGHT NOT BE ADDRESSING IT, BUT HEATHER SURE IS. Because... wat.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a lot of questions she can ask about what she's seeing on the screen. But in the end, the only one that seems to sum it all up is '... Why?' She doesn't ask that, though-- because she has a feeling he'll just repeat himself.]

[So she just sort of... stares for a second or two. ... Then one corner of her mouth starts to sloooowly creep upwards.]
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-12 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she's kind of... giggling now. It's hard not to. This is by far the weirdest thing she has EVER seen an officer of the law do.]

And you have to hang upside-down to get fresh blood to the head?
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-13 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She is finally starting to see that. Because... wow. Brb perspective shifting.]

I guess I can't argue with that.

Do you start EVERY morning like that, or just summer ones?
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-13 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I see.

[Weird and eccentric are GREAT words to describe him in Heather's opinion... though she had no idea how MUCH so until right now.]

You must be a pro at the monkey bars. Not bad for your age.

[Likewise, there's plenty of humor in HER tone, too.]
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-13 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
You mean you aren't?

[Isn't it nice having teenagers who tease you for being 'old' instead of randomly hit on you, Coop?]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-14 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Heather is probably the last person who will ever hit on you. ... She might hit you, but not on you.]

Pfft, that's exactly what an old person would say.
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-14 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Forty. No, wait, Cheryl's seven years didn't count-- Thirty-three. Aw crap wait, Alessa's doesn't really count either.]

Going on nineteen.

[Past lives made everything so complicated.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-14 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't really mean the teasing seriously-- it's just what she does. She actually doesn't consider Cooper to be that old at all. She figures he's like, what, in his thirties?]

... Huh. Well, when you put it that way...

Still, a fifth's not that big.
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-16 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[INDEED. Heather's pretty good at goading other people into bantering, serious line of work or not.]

Yeah, well, three fourths is still a LOT bigger than one fourth.

[A LITTLE. But like hell she'll admit it!]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-17 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Grinning right back.]

I like to think I've got a pretty good perspective, overall.
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-07-17 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU GET A LOT OF PERSPECTIVE WHEN YOU DIE AND COME BACK A FEW TIMES.]

I've been told I'm wise beyond my years. ... Of course, I've also been called a fool, so, y'know. Maybe they're connected.

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