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Dale Cooper ([personal profile] tapestodiane) wrote2011-12-30 08:30 pm

025 - video

[It's probably been a while since the network heard from this guy. It's safe to say he's been preoccupied - between being lightly obsessed with Tetris, the Halloween possession thing happening (which actually affected him more than he cares to admit), the train hijacking and those three days ... he's had a lot to think about. And, in truth, still has.]

[But Christmas perked him up and with the new year just around the proverbial corner he's feeling like things just might get better, and you know what else never fails to lift his spirits?]

[Local wildlife.]

[That's right. So today the network is treated to a video of a group of trees. It's pretty early so the sunlight is warm and yellow and sparkles just so in the snow, and as the video sloooowly zooms in on one tree in particular ... you can see there's a Hoothoot snugly nestled in a hollow of the trunk, looking asleep and kind of ruffled up.]

[It's actually a very beautiful image, because Cooper has a tendency to catch them like that.]

[And then he zooms out. ...no, wait, he's zooming in again - a little closer this time, really focusing on that sleepy little owl. Despite his thing with birds, he can always appreciate them from a distance. And this little fellow is admittedly very cute.]


Look at that.

The spitting image of comfort. Right there.

[He sounds sort of breathless and utterly wistful, then zooms out again just for a pan of the scenery - snowy tree trunks and the little lake behind him. The water isn't all frozen yet so the sunlight gets to show off in the surface there, too, before Coop aims the gear back towards the bird and zooms in on it again.]

Almost makes you jealous, doesn't it?

[Action for anyone in Ecruteak! He's hanging out just on the edge of the forest, stalking the wildlife.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-25 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She WAS going to open her mouth and outright laugh at that first part. Because HEY-- are you kidding? That's HILARIOUS.]

[... And then he gets to the second part.]


... Jesus.
foolishwren: SCORE (... oh shit I found a bag of Milky Ways!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sheesh. I can see why.

[She can't make fun of him for something like THAT.]

So... that's what made you think there was a pattern with the starters when you got your owl, right?
foolishwren: Uh, YEAH, I sure HOPE it does! (ROAD work ahead??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-30 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[That catches her attention a little, because it's different than what she'd assumed-- that the deal with his bird starter was the same as with her dog starter.]

Warned?
foolishwren: would the real person who just called this number please stand up cuz this is getting creepy (Halloooooo?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-01 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Ominous.]

[She pauses to look up at him, still walking along with her hands in her pockets. A thought had occurred to her.]


... I'm probably gonna regret asking this, but... did that have to do with... um... you know?

[aka the main subject of their little diner discussion a week or two before.]
foolishwren: and even if you could you won't ever be that person again XD (oh btw you can never go back :))

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-02 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods, looking back ahead.]

[If he's not sure, well, that's a good enough answer for her. He wouldn't say that if he really WASN'T.]
foolishwren: if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto. (i dont fucking care if its manipulative)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-04 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She could lie and say 'Nah, just thinkin' in general'. But what good would that do? So she sort of nods, shrugging.]

Yeah, I guess.

... On the night that... y'know. That weird weekend...

I remember hearing an owl outside. Right around the same time I saw him.

[She'd figured it was a Noctowl. After all, Pokemon and animals didn't sound THAT different outside of the name thing.]

It was probably a coincidence, but...
foolishwren: imagine how -I- feel (if you're wondering wtf is wrong with me)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-15 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, I guess there really isn't...

[She mumbles this with a slight sigh. Because really, after everything she's been through, there's no reason to assume that coincidences are a thing that actually exist anymore. EVERYTHING happens for a reason.]

... I wonder what it meant.
foolishwren: sorry ambulances but you just have to start playing "move bitch get out the way" by ludacris now (yo i am SICK of sirens theyre BANNED)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-15 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[... You're such a little ray of sunshine, Special Agent.]

[Heather can't help but throw a slightly :/ REALLY, COOPER? look in his direction, but then she shakes her head and turns her gaze forward again.]


... Wellp.

Death.

Been there, done that.

What's a few more?
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foolishwren: though you're gone, your memory will carry on because I WILL be screaming the lyrics to Black Parade the entire time i am beating Claudia to death with a stick (... don't worry dad...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-15 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
[She gives a nonchalant shrug.]

Well, not permanently, anyway.

[Which, let's face it-- is pretty much the same situation she'd been in back in Silent Hill. Except that it applied to everybody now, and hopefully wasn't the work of some twisted occult archangel.]
foolishwren: Samael: welcome to my twisted mind (Me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-15 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
[The look gets another shrug, but the resigned tone is a little less hidden when she replies.]

Well, yeah.

It means death isn't the end.

[... But it still hurts. Every time.]
foolishwren: I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!! (ohmygod danny devito!!!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-15 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[The silence carries on for awhile-- because let's be frank, there's not an easy way to break that sort of awkward quiet. But as the hotel comes into view, as it so often has been when the two have wound up on walks together, she pipes up.]

So, hey.

We should totally do this again sometime.

[... As though she's talking about having like, gone to the movies or something as opposed to attempting to massacre each other with snow like a couple of ten-year-olds.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-16 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[If there's one thing Heather's good at, it's using that mischievous streak of hers to distract from the bad stuff. Both for herself AND for others.]

[Grinning right back (and letting out a little groan), she reaches out to give him a friendly shove to the shoulder.]


Ugh.

I oughta pop you with another snowball just for that awful pun.

[Oh come on Heather it's not like you don't make horrible puns CONSTANTLY.]
foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-24 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Nice try, Coop, but NO.]

[She gives him a broad smirk.]


Uh, as if.

That was WAY too funny to outlaw.

Besides, you're the one who said 'All's fair in love and war', remember?

[aka FAT CHANCE, because Heather hangs onto her secret weapons HARD. Better learn to live with it.]

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