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Dale Cooper ([personal profile] tapestodiane) wrote2011-12-30 08:30 pm

025 - video

[It's probably been a while since the network heard from this guy. It's safe to say he's been preoccupied - between being lightly obsessed with Tetris, the Halloween possession thing happening (which actually affected him more than he cares to admit), the train hijacking and those three days ... he's had a lot to think about. And, in truth, still has.]

[But Christmas perked him up and with the new year just around the proverbial corner he's feeling like things just might get better, and you know what else never fails to lift his spirits?]

[Local wildlife.]

[That's right. So today the network is treated to a video of a group of trees. It's pretty early so the sunlight is warm and yellow and sparkles just so in the snow, and as the video sloooowly zooms in on one tree in particular ... you can see there's a Hoothoot snugly nestled in a hollow of the trunk, looking asleep and kind of ruffled up.]

[It's actually a very beautiful image, because Cooper has a tendency to catch them like that.]

[And then he zooms out. ...no, wait, he's zooming in again - a little closer this time, really focusing on that sleepy little owl. Despite his thing with birds, he can always appreciate them from a distance. And this little fellow is admittedly very cute.]


Look at that.

The spitting image of comfort. Right there.

[He sounds sort of breathless and utterly wistful, then zooms out again just for a pan of the scenery - snowy tree trunks and the little lake behind him. The water isn't all frozen yet so the sunlight gets to show off in the surface there, too, before Coop aims the gear back towards the bird and zooms in on it again.]

Almost makes you jealous, doesn't it?

[Action for anyone in Ecruteak! He's hanging out just on the edge of the forest, stalking the wildlife.]
foolishwren: Looks like SOMEONE hasn't tried finger but hole (HEH...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just be glad you're bigger and older than her, Cooper. If you were one of her little adopted siblings right now, you'd be so screwed.]

[Letting out a triumphant crow, she does manage to wriggle her legs out from underneath his-- the shifting snow aids in that. If she were any other person, she'd probably have abandoned the attack once she was free, but naaaaah. REVENGEANCE!]

[Although one wrist does get snagged, she just increases the assault on the poor man with the other, drawing her legs underneath her to prevent them from being sat on again. Meanwhile, her reply takes on an innocent singsong tone, as though she totally wasn't trying to tickle him to death.]


Yeeees?
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-14 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
[THE BEST KIND OF MURDER.]

[When he pushes her away, she laughs and finally relents, scooting away to let him catch his breath and gather up his dignity a little, even if that might be hard to do with her sitting a few feet away and openly giggling at his expense.]

[Needless to say, she's insufferably smug.]


I win.
foolishwren: and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook. (gender is a performance)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-16 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[This would be a good idea. Because it's a pretty sure thing that Heather's not gonna forget about this. You don't emerge from the Otherworld alive without being the sort of person willing to constantly learn ways to get the edge on your opponent.]

[She just grins back at him like a big ol' cat that just got the canary.]


Mm, I dunno...

Seems to me you could stand to laugh a bit more often.
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-16 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Aw gee, guess that means you oughta do it on your own a little more then, right Coop?

[UNLESS YOU WANT HEATHER TO HELP.]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-16 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She just grins back. Apparently getting her revenge erased any bitterness she may or may not have had towards Cooper for all his 'cheating'.]

[Hauling herself upright, she brushes snow off of her coat and jeans. In hindsight, she hadn't really dressed very well for a snowball fight. Investing in a REAL winter jacket would be a good idea, but eeeeeeh.]


I make a pretty good point, if I do say so myself.
foolishwren: ;) (*winks but a duck noise happens*)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-22 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That's true. She hadn't expected him to FIGHT BACK.]

[Grinning, she shoves her hands into her pockets, checks to make sure all her Pokeballs are still in place, and then starts walking. At some point they'd lost sight of the town over the hill, so she's heading in that direction.]


So what were you doing, bird-watchin'?

[You know, before she'd shown up and RUINED EVERYTHING.]
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-23 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
[And she grins right back, although hers has the usual mischievous glint to it.]

... Yeah, kinda like what you looked like.

[Right before she'd decided to plaster the back of his head with snow from a distance. c:]

Those Hoothoot things've grown on me.

Henry's still terrified of 'em, though.
foolishwren: Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage brutally unfold (ill tell u this right now: im from hell)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that they do.

[Although she seemed to have had an easier time than some.]

... Do birds make you uncomfortable or something?

[She'd never TOTALLY forgotten his weird skittishness around Sunny-- she just hadn't known him well enough at the time to justify asking about it.]
foolishwren: dumb. Idk what oculus means and I don’t care. shld have been called “murder mirror”. 0/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "Oculus" (2013))

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-25 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[She hops over a snow-covered log in their path.]

Yeah?

Traumatic experience, or just one of those weird... fears y'can't explain?

[She's got both... although after regaining the memories from her other life, the ones that had previously seemed unexplainable had started to make a little more sense.]
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foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-25 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
S'it a good story or just something I should butt out about?

[Walking sideways to face him a little, she shrugs good-naturedly to show she's not trying to pry.]

I mean, I ask because about half of my phobias are serious business and the other half have some backstories that are comedy gold in hindsight.

[Well, no, way less than half. The ghost one is good campfire story fodder, though.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-25 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She WAS going to open her mouth and outright laugh at that first part. Because HEY-- are you kidding? That's HILARIOUS.]

[... And then he gets to the second part.]


... Jesus.
foolishwren: SCORE (... oh shit I found a bag of Milky Ways!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sheesh. I can see why.

[She can't make fun of him for something like THAT.]

So... that's what made you think there was a pattern with the starters when you got your owl, right?
foolishwren: Uh, YEAH, I sure HOPE it does! (ROAD work ahead??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-03-30 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[That catches her attention a little, because it's different than what she'd assumed-- that the deal with his bird starter was the same as with her dog starter.]

Warned?

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